It’s funny how if you’re hit hard enough on your arm muscle you have a difficult time doing anything with your arm.
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
Oh hey, I thought I had some autonomy over my body. Didn’t realize I was a baby dispenser.
I really hope that no one has ever found this funny for any reason other than it being absurdly horrid.
Dude your dick is not money and women’s bodies are not vending machines.
There was a court case that my professor was telling me about once. A woman donated her eggs to another couple so they can have a baby. The original woman’s husband sued because he felt that he had ownership over his wifes maternal product, and did not like the idea of her giving letting that couple adopt her baby. THE SURPREME COURT AGREED WITH HIM. Even though none of his sperm was used in the creation of that baby, they concluded that he does have somewhat of a right over the product of HIS wife’s eggs.
But that’s no surprising in a country where ones wife was property
sometimes I still can’t believe that
these goobers
have
made
it
so
far
